Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
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He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?