JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back