Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
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You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
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Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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