i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
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Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
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This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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