So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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