bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
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I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
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You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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