Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
im holly from the hills drunk
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
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bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
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Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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