I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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