shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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