girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
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just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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