My friends, they love my intelligence
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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