HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
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I slept with him to see his dog one last time
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
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The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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