That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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