Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
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never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
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She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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