Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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