Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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