3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
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People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
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THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
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Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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