But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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