He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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