let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
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she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
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Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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