they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
This is not my ceiling
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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