Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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