Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
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You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
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Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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