I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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