Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
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is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
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This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I just want to make out with him forever
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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