College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I look better un-naked...
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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