He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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