Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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