school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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