Just cropdusted the office
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
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Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
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I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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