yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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