we're blogging at a bar
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
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just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
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I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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