hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
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found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
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wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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