Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
