If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Girls should come with a carfax report
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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