Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
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I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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