my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
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This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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