Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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