Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I didn't notice because vodka
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Randomize
