Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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