IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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