it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
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There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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