Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
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Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
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Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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