I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
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