Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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