My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I have fence marks all over my body
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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