i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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