If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
She swung at the pinata with crutches
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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