i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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