these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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