I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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