he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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