I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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