my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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