There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
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my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
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Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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