so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
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I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
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We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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