he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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