How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
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Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
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i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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