Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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