How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
My life is pants optional.
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