I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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