we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
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Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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