if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
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she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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