i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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