I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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